The wind blows throughout the area. There is only silence around as the cathedral bell tolls to a close. Twelve solemn syllables shall soon ring somnambulently throughout the United States of America(And select other countries: Play to win, PURCHASE NOW(TM)) as children both young and young at heart gather around the doors of complete strangers, their eyes illuminated by the darkest impulse of humankind. They will cluster together, hands out-stretched as they seek that one elusive goal, which will vanish in a few days of wonderlust and stomach aches:

Halloween Candy, OH YEAH!

Happy Halloween, everydude! Put on your party hats, costumes, and what have you, and dance until the moon falls out of the sky, boom-shaka-laka! Or, if that fails, we could quietly play Risk and drink apple schnaps. Whichever seems more prudent at the time. I will likely be busy for a tiny little while after posting this, but because it's Halloween, I am posting in the happy expectations of someone still not realizing that tomorrow is Thursday and a workday. Anyway, still giddy with the thought of candy and iced tea, I will eagerly fill out this, and leave you with a little poll! Mad props out to , who tagged me for this thing. Anyhow...


Tag Rules:
Post these rules.
This tag is to get to know yourself and others; Honesty is the best policy.
Fill it out completely.
Generics only, No specific names unless otherwise stated.
Have Fun, Relax, Take your Time.
Dictionaries and thesauruses are our friends!
Tag Three (3) or more people when you're finished.

1. If I were to be a fruit I would be :: The pearapple, applepear, or whatever you desire to call it. I like combinations of things, spontaneity, and bizarrity!
2. If I were to be a color I would be :: Monochrome. Not a colour? Too bad!
3. If I were to be an animal I would be :: A fox, nya~!
4. If I were to be a domestic device I would be :: A wrench. You can fix things with it. By that same token, I could be a pair of pliers or a hammer, though... So maybe I'm a multi-tool? But those things tend to be so useless~!
5. If I were to be a book I would be :: Pale Fire, or Anna Karenina.
6. If I were to be a clothes accessories I would be :: A sunhat~!
7. If I were to be a jewelery element I would be :: Glasses. What? That isn't jewelery? Jewelery for the eyes, perhaps... And more importantly, it serves a purpose.
8. If I were to be a object I would be :: A propaganda pamphlet.
9. If I were to be a car I would be :: Some folks know my love of the beautiful Bentley cars: However, if I were a car, I would probably be doomed to a non-trendy (But nonetheless functional!) 1985 Lada Riva 1500.
10. If I were to be a one of four elements I would be :: Earth. I stick by my Horoscope.
11. If I were to be a tree I would be :: Paper.
12. If I were to be a something to drink I would be :: Iced tea with two sugars and two straws.
13. If I were to be a taste of ice-cream I would be :: Only a taste!?! One should INDULGE in Ice-Cream! Two scoops of Cookie Dough, comin' right up!
14. If I were to be a person I would be :: Myself.
15. If I were to be a planet I would be :: Somewhere near the moon.
16. If I were to be a insect I would be :: The Blue Morpho. It is an incredible species of butterfly.
17. If I were to be a urban transport I would be :: The mighty railways. With infrastructure, we will create goods, jobs, and homes for all.
18. If I were to be a song I would be :: Just one? I'd be a dischordant melody of ideas and sounds and possibly chirps.
19. If I were to be a film I would be :: The Insurgents, perhaps.
20. If I were to be a season I would be :: Autumn.
21. If I were to be a flower I would be :: Forget-me-not.
22. If I were to be a cartoon I would be :: Avatar.
23. If I were to be a place I would be :: A place of rest.
24. If I were to be a gift I would be :: Whatever is needed.
25. If I were to be a memory I would be :: You can't pick one memory.
26. If I were to be a city I would be :: I'm a country mouse.
27. If I were to be a sense I would be :: Psychic Powa!
28. If I were to be a game I would be :: Earthbound.
29. If I were to be a sweet I would be :: Hopefully tasty!
30. If I were to be a day / time I would be :: Midnight, oh yeah!
31. If I were to be a invention I would be :: Isn't everything an invention, technically?
32. If I were to be a country I would be :: America.
33. If I were to be a taste I would be :: Vanilla.
34. If I were to be a sport I would be :: The stretching of the keyboard fingers.
35. If I were to be a smell I would be :: Again, hopefully nice, ehehe.
36. If I were to be a school subject I would be :: Politics.
37. If I were to be a building I would be :: A convenience store?
38. If I were to be a month I would be :: September.
39. If I were to be a gum I would be :: Wintermint.
40. If I were to be a toy I would be :: The imagination.
41. If I were to be a reply I would be :: OBJECTION!
42. If I were to be a word I would be :: Why?

Well, there we go! Wasn't that nifty? Hmn, I don't know if I learned much about myself, but look how much bigger and shinier it made this otherwise dull Halloween post? Now, let me see... It says to tag three people who haven't been tagged yet, aight?

, if you're interested, give it a go.
Same to you, . And so I can deduce who you are, give it a go if you feel like it, .

There we go, three folks selected! So, with that... Have the very best Halloween, and may you not get any sort of stomach pains from too much candy ingestion! Peace and good will to all of you, Moonshine OUT.